Starwind TNA InVasion

The ongoing adventures of Zack Starwind and his new friend, Calypso Blayze.

TNA Impact! 8/7/2008

Beer Money Inc. made a guarantee to Jim Cornette, that no WWE Superstars attend tonight's taping.

"HAHAHA! No way any WWE fellas gonna get through that." James Storm said.

"WWE poking business with us, not business worthy at all." Robert Roode said in a cocky voice.

Unknown to both Storm and Roode, a hooded fella got through their barricade with two other hooded men. Calypso Blayze got a save from Zack Starwind back at The Great American Bash, and was wondering where he would show up next.

"Caly, I understand why Zack saved your butt back at the Bash. Why do you bet on him showing up tonight?" Johnny Devine asked.

"Johnny, Zack's a good friend I meet this past month. If you're jealous of him..." Calypso said

"It's not that I'm jealous of Zack, It's just the fact that he's an ECW Wrestler. He's from the WWE and Jimmy doesn't want us to have any affiliates with the WWE." Johnny said in a concerning voice.

"Fuck Cornette! Zack doesn't care that we're TNA superstars, he just wants us to be friends." Calypso said in an angrily voice.

"Mike Tennay with Don West and DW, what a situation with Calypso Blayze and Johnny Devine in the back." Mike said.

"Well Mike, all of this started back at The Great American Bash when Zack Starwind saved Calypso Blayze from a beatdown. Since then, Jim Cornette has tried to stop a potential Invasion by the WWE." DW said.

Calypso Blayze vs Velvet Sky was a squash match win for Caly as she finished off Velvet in under sixty seconds. After her match was a whole 'nother story: Team 3D, Booker T, Kurt Angle, & Frank Trigg assaulted Johnny Devine in the back and now they went out for Caly.

"When do we go out there Zack?" Hoodie #1 asked.

"When I give the command Miz." Zack said to Miz.

"Cornette's a douchebag, trying to stop us. Epic Fail" John Morrison said.

"Shut it, they'll hear us." Zack said back to Morrison.

Back in the Impact Zone, Caly was getting a beatdown 1-on-4. Booker T gave her the siscors kick, Kurt Angle gave her the Angle Slam, and Frank Trigg punched her straight in the jaw.

"Get some help out here!" Mike said in a concerned voice.

"Mike, there's no stopping this. Kurt, Frank, Booker, and 3D have went over the line." DW said.

"NOW!" Zack yelled.

All of a sudden, the Impact Zone hears 'Synthetic' by Spineshank and to the fans it meant one thing: Zack Starwind was in the house.

"WHAT?!" DW said.

"You've got to be kidding me!" Mike said. "It's Zack Starwind, The Miz, John Morrison and Tommy Dreamer!"

"ECW invaded the Impact Zone Mike!" DW said.

Sure enough, weapons went flying everywhere. Dreamer KO'ed Trigg with a steel chair dropkick in the corner. Zack nailed Kurt Angle with a nightstick to the back of the neck followed by Miz and Morrison taking out Booker T through a table. Team 3D was now in the shits, as Zack pulled out a glass table that 3D used on Christian Cage.

"Karma's a bitch!" Zack yelled to Brother D-Von.

Tommy Dreamer hit the Dreamer DDT onto Brother Ray. Miz and Morrison did the Snapshot to brother D-Von. Zack placed D-Von on one glass table, Ray on the other and asked Tommy Dreamer to chant out their brand name.

"E..C..W!" Tommy yelled to the TNA fans as both Zack & Miz nailed the Five Star Frog Splash onto both members of Team 3D.

"Zack! you came here!" Caly said in a voice of relief.

"We couldn't let ya get beatdown like you did back at the bash now can we?" Zack said to Caly.

"Hey Jimmy! you want us, then send these four dick heads at Summerslam in a eight man extreme rules match!" John Morrison called out to Jim Cornette.

"There is no greater entity than ECW. HOORAH!" Miz yelled out to the crowd.

"DW, I guess it dawned on us that ECW has fired the first shot at the Invasion of TNA." Mike said.

"Mike, how epic would it be to see that match at Summerslam only two weeks away?" DW asked Mike.

Zack, Calypso, Miz, Morrison, and Dreamer went to the back and helped up Johnny Devine from his attack earlier.